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Don't Touch That Dial

A Chilling Star Wars: The Force Awakens Prediction

Less than six months away from Star Wars:The Force Awakens and everyone online is making their own predictions about characters, plot, and even the revenue the film will bring in, but has anyone out there stopped to think about what could happen if the movie is a flop? Well, of course you haven't you're too busy looking for leaked

images and anything else you can get your grubby little paws on that you didn't even stop to think that this could be a cinematic disaster. Since everyone is in the business of making their predictions, I want to make one of my own.

The movie will start, and everyone is silenced by the horn blasts of the iconic symphony while reading the scrolling text. The Force Awakens starts, and Jar Jar appears on the screen as the hearts of every die hard fan breaks, but this is just the beginning. They movie is a long and contrived disaster of plot holes and cheap Hollywood special effects. The audience grows ever eager for the long anticipated opera to get to the crescendo and long for something tangible to sink their teeth into, something memorable, but the scenes they anticipate never appear.

As the screen fades to black. Everyone is silent, still sitting in their plush red movie theater chairs, holding still as the popcorn falls to the floor, the audience is waiting for the credits to scroll through. Waiting for some hope, maybe a new hope. The theater lights brighten and that's when it hit. The crowd of moviegoers snaps and people start going insane trampling children, elderly, and women. Tearing up those plush seats from the floorboard and hurling them at each other. A fire is started and no one seems to be putting it out. The mob moves to the street over turning cars as they set the entire theater a blaze. You can hear the screams of women as they are running for safety. The police are dispatched to every cinema, but there are too many riots going on for them to manage. The national guard is called in after the police fail to contain the riot.

The angry mob now turned militia is calling for the head of J.J. Abrams as they march through the streets of every major metropolitan area. There will be madness, and the street run red with blood of the innocent.

In short. J.J. If you screw this up. We're coming for your head.


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