Pilot A Real Life Gundam

At last we have KURATAS!!! The dream of being a Gundam pilot can now be a reality! Standing in at almost 9 feet tall this robot is a must for all robot pilot enthusiasts. Lets take a brief look at all the amazing features that the KURATAS has in store for us.

First and foremost it has one of the most advanced control systems, the AE “V-Sido”, the user can operate it from inside or outside the cockpit and what's more is you can control with your smartphone through an app using at least 3G internet access. Made by Suidobashi Heavy Industry by Kogoro Kurata, it is called “the world's first giant boarding robot”. Starting at 1,353,500 USD and shooting to 2 million and beyond it's sure to be a must have for every home.

Now, how about some weaponry. First the Lohas Launcher, as the company has advertised it is “Designed to be Eco friendly and safe for humans. The Lohas Launcher will not hurt anyone. The weapon lacks the ability to rotate or pivot.” And you can always laugh your enemies away with the Twin Gatling Gun which is able to shoot an unreal 6000 BB bullets a minute and fires when the pilot smiles, its called “smile shot” and they say “Be careful not to cause a shooting spree by smiling too much!” It has an optional carbon shield, shot-proof armor, comes in a variety of colors to suit your needs, you can even have a drink holder installed and connect your smartphone to receive calls inside the cockpit over the KURATAS electronics.

It travels around at a little over 6 mph and can raise to give you a better view. It has a diesel engine and runs on diesel gas respectively. Boarding is as simple as climbing up and pushing a button to open the cockpit and climb in. Upon exiting however it is suggested that you never jump out from the KURATAS to avoid injury. As a general rule, it should be noted you should not smoke in the cockpit and if you so see smoke or fire you should exit the KURATAS at once.

As they have said before me, “Thank you for your time and attention”, have fun piloting your very own KURATAS today!!